I ever stop teasing you, my love, check for shapeshifters and demonic possession.

[She's smiling, but not in a way that says gotcha; it's more simple joy at sharing the weirdness that is her life.]

I'm not even from Earth. I only do 'olidays 'cause I'll take any excuse for a booze-up, me. But Christmas is a bit special 'cause I can get us backstage passes. As it were.